You know in the movies when somebody cuts a rope so that a chandelier falls on someone’s head? While this is kind of like that except it was a freak accident and a huge lighting fixture at a high school wrestling meet fell directly on this kid’s entire body. According to Bob’s Blitz, the kid’s name is Michael McComish of Madison, Wisconsin. Luckily, all he needed were a few stitches. No word on the unseen enemy who cut the rope though.
When will he say he was hacked?
Tom Wrigglesworth, the look alike, is reportedly not clutch as a comedian.
Bad offseason for the Ravens and security videos.