You know in the movies when somebody cuts a rope so that a chandelier falls on someone’s head? While this is kind of like that except it was a freak accident and a huge lighting fixture at a high school wrestling meet fell directly on this kid’s entire body. According to Bob’s Blitz, the kid’s name is Michael McComish of Madison, Wisconsin. Luckily, all he needed were a few stitches. No word on the unseen enemy who cut the rope though.
Reggie Miller remains clueless.
Or will the NFL give fans Johnny Manziel? What about Winston or Mariota?
Don’t worry, you’ll get the requisite David Puddy reference.
Golf is an emotional game, deal with it.