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Fred Smoot Got Arrested for DUI, Then Peed His Pants in the Police Station, Creating a Puddle on the Floor

Fred Smoot, the former NFL cornerback who played for the Vikings and Redskins, among others – he’s best known for inserting a double-headed dildo into two women on the notorious Love Boat in 2005 – was popped for DUI in December. During the traffic stop, he told the arresting officer he was upset because he “got into it” with his girl at the club. Then

“During processing, in the service area, while handcuffed, the [defendant] peed his pants creating a puddle on the floor,” Carll said in the affidavit. “[A police officer] witnessed the urine running down his pant leg and onto the floor. [Smoot] did not express that he had to use the restroom.

It could be worse, Fred. You could have been talking to a dude on the phone for a year, thinking you were talking to a girl. [Washingtonian via Steinberg]

 

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