Nina Agdal .. man decides to get pizza instead of rob store … a brief history of Timothy Olyphant’s guest appearances … The Roots are working with Elvis Costello … “infidelity phones” … high school teacher punched female student who wouldn’t have sex with him … dolphin asks scuba instructor to free him … carny breaks into house, poops and jerks off while owner shoots at him … @DadBoner’s tips for not getting Catfished … where do memes really come from … the Dell Dude wants to make a comeback … bikini coffee shop …
Novak Djokovic has advanced to the Australian Open final. [BBC]
Jurgen Klinsmann demanding more of US Soccer. [Wall Street Journal]
Incredible steal and game-winner for the Syracuse women. [SUAthletics]
Brian Scalabrine took on four guys who thought they were better than him one-on-one. He crushed them all. [CBS Boston]
De’Anthony Thomas likes Dairy Queen, Porn Hub. [Sharapova’s Thigh]
Some punk kid (Canada’s Mark McMorris) is talking trash about Shaun White before the upcoming X-Games. [NBQT]
In honor of the HarBowl, here are some other famous brothers. [HyperVocal]
Lingerie Football League has re-branded itself with a new name and no other changes. [Guyism]
Cedric Benson charged with letting animals run at large. [Post Crescent]
An interview with Dana White. He doesn’t like Justin Timberlake. [SI]
N.C. State freshman retweets former player blasting his coach. [Eye on College Basketball]
Do Samoans often get tricked in relationships online? [Culture Digitally]
Glenn Davis goes after rookie because he didn’t make him a peanut butter and jelly sandwich. Or something.
This is a fan-made trailer for UFC 159. Is it April 27th yet?
Compilation of Segway fails.
He french fried when he was supposed to pizza.
Internet Explorer pandering to children of the 90′s.