Your teammates are in red, so pass it to the coach wearing the black suit! Quick thinking by the coach, who shuffles it to the corner where some guy buried an open triple. It didn’t count, of course. [H/T Adam]
I’m sure Lisk could have suggested a nice local IPA, but it just wasn’t the time.
You have no counter, President.
Roundup: Man with Down Syndrome Gets Kid Rock Birthday Surprise; Chris Christie Screams at Heckler & Two Black Bears Brawling in New Jersey
Also, Apple CEO Tim Cook announces that he is gay.
Congratulations, here’s some awkward.