Torrey Smith, the Ravens wide receiver who shrewdly toyed with Champ Bailey’s emotions a couple weeks ago, turned 24 over the weekend and celebrated the occasion with a birthday cake of, well, Torrey Smith.
How was that thing even edible? It looks like something you might see on display in the kids section of a sporting goods store.
The master baker responsible for whipping this up should really take a bow or two, as it’s an immaculate creation. Having said that, it still doesn’t top the Indians giving Roberto Hernandez, aka Fausto Carmona, three birthday cakes to celebrate his suddenly rapidly advancing age.