Alyssa Campanella … because we haven’t had a link to anything about ‘Girls’ this week … they’ve been playing tag for 23 years … lengthy story titled: Why You Never Leave High School … 18 year-old arrested for allegedly giving hickeys to 9-year-old … actor Jason London gets in bar fight, then shits his pants in the back of a police car … Steve Kroft, what’s with the softballs? … “Clerk Still Laughs Over Woman Who Used Donut Case as Restroom” … Justin Bieber, boob grabber … “Woman accused of putting poison in her privates in bid to kill husband” …
No Curry, no Bogut, no Barnes, no Landry … and the Warriors still whipped the Cavs by 13 on the road. Klay Thompson scored 32 points. [Mercury News]
Ohio State 58, Wisconsin 49. The real story was that the Badgers didn’t get to the foul line once. [Plain Dealer]
Kobe Bryant had 11 assists and the Lakers won their third straight, beating New Orleans 111-1016. [OC Register]
Would you like to read about ESPN decision-maker John Skipper? [Ad Week]
“Rodriguez’s contract, which now strangles the Yankees’ future, might be the most lucrative con in baseball history.” [NYT]
This guy … “Arizona running back Ka’Deem Carey was removed from Thursday’s basketball game against UCLA in McKale Center after a verbal confrontation with event staff and police, according to a campus police report.” [Daily Wildcat]
Reporter goes to Arizona, tracks Tim Tebow via social media. [NYDN]
After 13 seasons in the majors, catcher Brian Schneider is calling it a career. [Morning Call]
Wichita State with the letdown of the week – the Shockers lost at home to Indiana State. [Eagle]
Have you ever wondered what it would look like for Charles Barkley to do the weather? He’s no Tom Hanks, that’s for sure.
Here’s the Denver Mayor doing the Ray Lewis dance.
You’ve got a ‘B’ on you! As someone who has never been stung by a bee, I would have flipped out. [via Hot Clicks]