Why did this guy have a friend fire a dodgeball at him with a dodgeball machine? Why do dodgeball machines exist? Who knows. All that matters is that this guy got nailed in the face with a dodgeball at a very, very high rate of speed.
Two arrests in three days.
The death count is estimated to be around 1,200.
Also wants another go at Doug Gottlieb.
Won’t Sepp Blatter think of American kindergarteners?
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