Katrina Bowden … Ron Jeremy is in the hospital following an aneurysm … January Jones is single … Alex Trebek at 23 … pockets shaped like food … Chinese hackers have been after the New York Times for months … new Ninja Turtle toys … Time Warner Cable worried about Google Fiber … Zero Dark Thirty is inaccurate … married dads make more … a Larry David gif … 30 Rock catch phrases … I miss you already 30 Rock … Magic Mike 2? … new Blackberry … hopefully it goes well because there are a lot of RIM jobs on the line … Beyonce is practicing for halftime … Did everyone watch and enjoy The Americans last night?
Ranking the 10 best SEC recruiting classes of the last decade. [Saturday Down South]
Former Indiana basketball player charged with attempted murder, attempted carjacking and possession of handgun. [The Indy Channel]
On the Kings, Seattle and Sacramento. [Sacramento Bees]
Chuck Klosterman spoke with Royce White. [Grantland]
Art Modell repeatedly lied about moving the Browns. [Cleveland Frowns]
Colleges need to be more like the NFL. [The Chronicle]
Why did AOL Sporting News put “jerry-sandusky” in the url of a hockey article? [Onward State]
Oxford University academic on Ray Lewis and his deer antler spray. [Action81.com]
Penn recruit Matt Howard is smart, turned down an offer from Stanford. [Daily Pennsylvanian]
Ohio canceled their game last night because of an armed robbery earlier in the day. [Athens Ohio Today]
Some chick from Basketball Wives – Javarious Crittenton’s ex – went out without pants. [New York Post]
Call Me Maybe preformed with bottles. I know, I’ve missed it too.
More Arianny Celeste strip movie trivia. This week, Harry Potter.
The history of women wooing men in song. She would be an effective wooer. [via Hot Clicks]
Kris Humphries continues to do self-depreciating humor the right way.