Andray Blatche and Kris Humphries are handing out free meals at a local Brooklyn McDonald’s today according to this picture from the Brookyln Nets Twitter feed. So far, there is no picture of Humphries serving anyone at the drive-thru, but that is probably because he is inside checking his Blackberry while his entourage tells him how sick his visor looks. As for the Brooklynites getting the free meal? They’re so over it.
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.