Todd Helton Was Drinking Red Wine Out of Plastic Cups and Buying Lottery Tickets At the Time of His DUI Arrest

First, police received a tip about Helton’s Ford F150 striking a median. Then, they found the vehicle at the local gas station, with Helton walking out smelling of booze, and clutching lottery tickets in his hand. He denied hitting the median, but did admit to drinking “two” igloo cups of red wine. It’s always two, occifer. Talk about taking the stupid tax to its extreme.