You can take Todd Helton out of Tennessee, but you cannot take Tennessee out of Todd Helton. According to TMZ, the police report describes the circumstances of his arrest, and as you can imagine in looking at his mugshot photo, they are crazy.
First, police received a tip about Helton’s Ford F150 striking a median. Then, they found the vehicle at the local gas station, with Helton walking out smelling of booze, and clutching lottery tickets in his hand. He denied hitting the median, but did admit to drinking “two” igloo cups of red wine. It’s always two, occifer. Talk about taking the stupid tax to its extreme.
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