Colin Kaepernick Got New Tattoos, But Don't Worry Sports Columnists, They're Business Ink

Colin Kaepernick, the heavily tattooed San Francisco 49ers QB, got some new ink this week. (See! Told you he wasn’t on a cruise letting girls do body shots off of him right after the Super Bowl loss. Who do you think he is, Gronk?) Kaepernick announced the tats on his Instagram page.

I bet Kevin Durant is impressed. I bet Jerry Richardson is cringing.

The real tattoo question is whether or not Kaepernick will cover his forearms in tattoos this offseason.

Somewhere, a 50+ ink-stained wretch is wondering how he can spin this into a column about tattoos and QBs. Take a fresh angle! You can do it!

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