ESPN recently posted this video of network personality Lindsay Czarniak throwing eggs at Detroit Lions wide receiver Calvin Johnson. The video sets out to discover exactly how pissed off the janitors who have to clean the ESPN cafeteria can get. Odds are this feature was born when an unpaid intern made an “EGGatron” pun within earshot of a producer who hadn’t done anything in weeks.
Was he out of bounds? Refs couldn’t overturn it on replay.
This is what I do, I sit on you.
They ain’t afraid of no shark.
Mind-blowing revelation! A true game-changer.
At first he was like…
Is the Draft over yet?