Roundup: Gus Johnson's Soccer Debut, Marco Rubio Took a Sip of Water & the Howard Stern Prank Call During the Chris Dorner Shootout

Nina Agdal … just an 8-foot alligator in a Florida storm drain … something something cunning linguistworst cruise ever, obviously … “Jonah Lehrer talks about plagiarism at Knight lunch for $20,000 fee” … a GIF of an owl stuck in the grill of a car … “Coronavirus” will remind you of Contagion … big screw-up in the Esquire piece on the Navy Seal who killed Bin Laden? … charred remains may belong to Christopher Dorner … the Marco Rubio water GIF below is courtesy of Bubbaprog

Who is excited for Gus Johnson’s soccer debut today? We’ll have full coverage of Real Madrid vs. Man U. [Goal.com]

A rare bleak night in college hoops – Michigan State smoked Michigan by 23. [Detroit News]

Running low on funds in 2011, Vince Young decided to take out a 7-figure loan so he could throw himself a $300,000 birthday party. [WSMV]

It’s that time of the year! A feature on stats-guy Ken Pomeroy! [Fox Sports]

Surfer Alana Blanchard Smokes in SI’s Swimsuit Issue. [BNQT]

Shocked that “Danica and Ricky” is only the No. 2 NASCAR storyline for the 2013 season. [Sentinel]

Is Clayton Kershaw a $200 million man? [OC Register]

Creditors allege fraud by former Arkansas coach John L. Smith. [USA Today Sports]

“A reclusive man who lived in a central Illinois farmhouse without running water and drove a Ford truck from the 1960s nonetheless had an estate worth up to $1 million when he died last year.” [ABA Journal]

Is Arthur Brown of Kansas State rising up NFL draft boards? I had him 26th in a November Mock Draft. [NFL.com]

Girl drags another girl by the hair in the streets after a Grammy party. [via Herbie]

Missed this DeAndre Jordan put-back Monday. Nice box out, Philly.

Captain Janks strikes again.

We don’t cover nearly enough volleyball here. What a tremendous play. [via Hot Clicks]

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