Darren Rovell is the worst. Oops, I forgot to change my name on that to become anonymous.

With the news trickling out late last night that Oscar Pistorius had shot and killed his girlfriend Reeva Steenkamp, and then this morning that he had been arrested and charged with murder, you knew that it would be Rovell who would give us the proper level of perspective.

Pistorius was wearing a sweatshirt made by Oakley, his sponsor, when he was taken by police twitpic.com/c3p324

— darren rovell (@darrenrovell) February 14, 2013

Boom. Product placement. If I am ever charged with a heinous crime, it will be a banner day for the makers of Zubaz.

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