Roundup: Pope Pool, Kevin Garnett May Retire, Worst Chiefs Tattoo Ever

Toledo’s Ben Pike gives up football to care for his fiancee. [Cleveland Plain Dealer]

Hedo Turkoglu suspended 20 games for violating NBA drug policy. Obviously. [Orlando Sentinel]

Derrick Rose may take the entire year off. Won’t return until he’s 110%. [USA TODAY]

Boston radio personality Glenn Ordway will leave WEEI on Friday. [Fang’s Bites]

Will Kevin Garnett be retiring after this season? [WEEI]

Chris Petersen talks about being happy at Boise State. [Coaching Search.com]

Albert Pujols and Josh Hamilton took batting practice together for the first time. [OC Register]

This is actually the least talented Slam Dunk Contest field ever. [Number Fire]

Lisk’s new Kansas City Chiefs tattoo is kind of insane. [FOX Sports]

OJ Simpson had a Super Bowl party in jail. [Bro Bible]

Felix Hernandez signed an extension with the Mariners, is now really rich. [ESPN]

A defense of Dan Gilbert’s favorite font, Comic Sans.

Apparently it is difficult to have sex in Los Angeles. I don’t thin location is this guy’s problem.

Russian dashcam video… Holy s***. [via The Nosebleeds]

Fake proposal prank. She probably keeps saying no because of the sunglasses.

This is my Valentine’s Day gift to you guys.