Genevieve Morton … Phil Collins Day Celebration …. Pope bracket … Peter Rose is no longer baseball’s hit king according to Topps … Chris Dorner was like a “real life Django Unchained” … Happy Endings is moving to Fridays because oh F**K you, ABC … business owner looks up to Darth Vadar (halfway down) … Peter Dinklage will be in the next X-Men movie …
Toledo’s Ben Pike gives up football to care for his fiancee. [Cleveland Plain Dealer]
Hedo Turkoglu suspended 20 games for violating NBA drug policy. Obviously. [Orlando Sentinel]
Derrick Rose may take the entire year off. Won’t return until he’s 110%. [USA TODAY]
Boston radio personality Glenn Ordway will leave WEEI on Friday. [Fang’s Bites]
Will Kevin Garnett be retiring after this season? [WEEI]
Chris Petersen talks about being happy at Boise State. [Coaching Search.com]
Albert Pujols and Josh Hamilton took batting practice together for the first time. [OC Register]
This is actually the least talented Slam Dunk Contest field ever. [Number Fire]
Lisk’s new Kansas City Chiefs tattoo is kind of insane. [FOX Sports]
OJ Simpson had a Super Bowl party in jail. [Bro Bible]
Felix Hernandez signed an extension with the Mariners, is now really rich. [ESPN]
A defense of Dan Gilbert’s favorite font, Comic Sans.
Apparently it is difficult to have sex in Los Angeles. I don’t thin location is this guy’s problem.
Russian dashcam video… Holy s***. [via The Nosebleeds]
Fake proposal prank. She probably keeps saying no because of the sunglasses.
This is my Valentine’s Day gift to you guys.