Russell Westbrook drives the lane with no fear, conscience, or a single worry about who might try to headbutt him in the balls. Tonight, that person was Shane Battier, who stepped in to take a charge and a teabagging from Russ. Shane, you weren’t the first and you certainly won’t be the last.
No look. No dunk. No assist.
Did they forget the 49 and the dot?
Even this post is soaked in grease.
Texas inquired with Brad Stevens of the Celtics, too.