President Obama is reportedly spending his Sunday afternoon playing golf with renowned ass-juggler, Tiger Woods.
Where to begin? So many questions and so much visually-pleasing poon to discuss, but that’s why we play 18 holes.
“The President is arriving at The Floridian range. Awaiting is Tiger Woods and club owner Jim Crane. Historic day in golf. Their first round.”
So what will this duo chat about? Russell Westbrook’s criminally foolish pants? The quesadillas at Perkins? Or the bulbous ass of the hostess that works at said Perkins? I expect a full report from the White House press secretary tomorrow morning,
[via Daily Caller]
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