Claire Sinclair … Universal Orlando cutting insurance on part-timers … three teenagers arrested for killing 50 seals … pocket dial causes fight with woman’s husband and boyfriend … electronic telekinesis … man dies on the way to wife’s funeral, family puts on a double-header … lawyer threatens to whip secretary for being “bad girl” … professor plays Lil Wayne while 9/11 images are shown on screen … woman arrested for having sex with a pit bull … man spanks 29-y-o tenant who had late rent … the world’s oldest bear … marijuana tourism in Colorado … this old guy can work a speedbag … eight new punctuation marks we need … middle school math teacher sleeping with kids … did this man spontaneously combust?
“Paterno truthers” are harassing Sara Ganim. [The Philly Post]
A look at the Cowboys new luxury bus. [Dallas Morning News]
Braves closer Craig Kimbrel hit a hole-in-one. [AJC]
So are the Thunder better or worse since James Harden left? [NewsOK]
Paralympian Tatyana McFadden trying to help Russian adoptees. [The Daily Illini]
Hulk Hogan has a new restaurant. It’s the kind of place you would take your daughter. [Tampa Bay Times]
Lil Wayne apologized to LeBron. Didn’t apologize for what he said about Chris Bosh’s wife. [New Times]
Oklahoma State fan beats son because he’s an Oklahoma fan. [KFOR]
Canceled the First Four Festival in Dayton because. [Dayton Daily News]
Giancarlo Stanton got beaned by a teammate at Spring Training. The Marlins responded by trading everyone. [Palm Beach Post]
The story of Ronda Rousey and women’s MMA coming to the UFC. [Yahoo!]
A couple kids accidentally make an awesome trick shot.
Happy Endings Harlem Shake. Save Happy Endings! #tradejimmer
A Family Guy / UFC ad for this weekend’s card. “Two girls, one armbar.”