Desmond Bryant of the Oakland Raiders was arrested Sunday morning on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Bryant was “allegedly going to a neighbor’s house inebriated and causing a commotion.” He was booked at 9:24 a.m. so you know he had a pretty good night. His mugshot says more than any police report could possibly say. I can’t tell if he’s trying to stick out his tongue or if Darth Vader is stepping on his throat.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.