Desmond Bryant of the Oakland Raiders was arrested Sunday morning on a misdemeanor charge of criminal mischief. According to the San Francisco Chronicle, Bryant was “allegedly going to a neighbor’s house inebriated and causing a commotion.” He was booked at 9:24 a.m. so you know he had a pretty good night. His mugshot says more than any police report could possibly say. I can’t tell if he’s trying to stick out his tongue or if Darth Vader is stepping on his throat.
Nice route and wheels, rookie.
Trouble in the nation’s capital.
Good thing there’s no traffic in LA otherwise this might be a questionable decision