Slow news day? Yes. Yes it is. Luckily, our good friend Herbie sent along this video of a brawl at the “NC Awards Ball.” Cursory Google searches tell me this might be some sort of LGBT function. Not that any of that matters. All that I care about is the fact that these people are throwing chairs at each other. And then this woman picks up a ****ing table, brandishes it like a folding chair and throws it at someone. Then somebody throws a chair at her and she catches it. From there its just a lot of yelling and commotion and warning tasers. Oh, and one guy might have an ax. Other than that, it’s a pretty boring video.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.