Slow news day? Yes. Yes it is. Luckily, our good friend Herbie sent along this video of a brawl at the “NC Awards Ball.” Cursory Google searches tell me this might be some sort of LGBT function. Not that any of that matters. All that I care about is the fact that these people are throwing chairs at each other. And then this woman picks up a ****ing table, brandishes it like a folding chair and throws it at someone. Then somebody throws a chair at her and she catches it. From there its just a lot of yelling and commotion and warning tasers. Oh, and one guy might have an ax. Other than that, it’s a pretty boring video.
Two arrests in three days.
The death count is estimated to be around 1,200.
Also wants another go at Doug Gottlieb.
Won’t Sepp Blatter think of American kindergarteners?
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Plus, Dan Dakich is a fan of satire.
Golfing against? Maybe, but probably not.