In this 13-second snippet, David Beckham encapsulates his career dichotomy. He somehow merged a dramatic hair moment into a needless altercation that led to a yellow card. Had he banged home a free kick, stripped down to his underwear and been carried off the pitch on a litter made of money, it would have been perfect. [GIF via 101GG]
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.