I think this has less to do with Hunger Games and more to do with the fact that baseball has a ton of white people in it who collectively get a boner from hunting.

/spits

I think this has less to do with Hunger Games and more to do with the fact that baseball has a ton of white people in it who collectively get a boner from hunting.

Every season the players report to the minor league city they’re assigned to, the first things they all ask during orientation are:
1)Where’s the nearest fishing lake?
2)Any good huntin’ spots?
3)What bars have the loosest chicks?

In that order.

Who calls it a fishing lake? I prefer the alimony seeking ex-wife drowning lake.