Philadelphia's District Attorney Dutifully Offers to Investigate Andrew Bynum for Fraud
By Kyle Koster

Andrew Bynum hasn’t played a single minute for the Philadelphia 76ers. He has, however, succeeded in uniting the entire city in hatred.
After he told reporters Friday that it was a possibility he wouldn’t take the court at all this season, Philadelphia’s district attorney, Seth Williams, offered to launch an investigation against the injury-riddled big man.
According to a source with knowledge of the situation, Andrew Bynum has experienced some swelling in the knee since practice last Friday.
— John Mitchell (@FreeJNmitchell) March 1, 2013
Bynum did say he intends on supporting the team in a cheerleading role, which is probably little consolation to the organization or its fans in light of the hefty paycheck he’s earning.
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