Everything about this is perfect. The schadenfreude. The old-time feel. The cartoonish way he slides off the railing after decimating his groin.
I swear to God you can see his expression change.
This story is not a soccer one, but a human one.
Potentially bad situation.
Why now? Why not 10 years ago?
Mature, but also funny.
Rearing its ugly head.
Solid learning experience.