Everything about this is perfect. The schadenfreude. The old-time feel. The cartoonish way he slides off the railing after decimating his groin.
I swear to God you can see his expression change.
Uncle Drew and his friend together forever.
Freshman football player hanging out with adult film star.
I love this guy.
“got into a verbal altercation with the driver, hit him and took off in his cab around 12:55 a.m. Saturday”
Perhaps the greatest editor in the modern newspaper era.
Put down the $11 light beer and think about what you’re doing with your life.