Everything about this is perfect. The schadenfreude. The old-time feel. The cartoonish way he slides off the railing after decimating his groin.
I swear to God you can see his expression change.
‘Get in line,’ says Welker.
Also, did you know his dad was an MLB pitcher?
Sam going to America’s Team?
Ohio State is obviously your least-favorite character.
Still a fun trip, though.
An Australian newspaper thought it would be the perfect image for a story.