Korhan Ozturk of Turkish second-division side Altay scored what may be a goal of the season candidate against Anadolu Selçukluspor. Slicing a volley into the top corner from 30 yards out: not terrible.
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.