Creighton beat Wichita State, 68-65, to capture the Missouri Valley Tournament title, and both Bill Raftery and Tim Brando got extremely excited during the final minute of play. After Malcolm Armstead nailed a 3-pointer to pull the Shockers within one, Raftery dropped an onions reference. The Blue Jays scored for a three-point bulge, and Wichita State’s 3-pointer to send the game into overtime misfired, prompting Brando to quote Judy Garland: “meet me in St. Louis, meet me at the fair.”
Somewhere, Katy Perry is heartbroken.
Stupid and ridiculous, much like the rest of Michigan’s 2014 season.
Lobbying was unsuccessful.