Roundup: Comic Bombs on Kimmel, Justin Verlander's Brother Homers & Weatherman Accidentally Mentions Boobs on Air

Vanessa Hudgens, who is in Spring Breakers, which opens this Friday … about that law school bubble … porn stars without makeup … big loss for the Washington Post … sports fans like print newspapers? … here’s a 911 call from someone claiming Jennifer Capriati was stalking them …the Ghost in the Gulfsteam will probably be one of the best things you read this week … comedian Rob Delaney bombed on the Kimmel show … apparently these girls didn’t make the LA Kings ice crew bikini calendar … a 43-0 soccer loss is rather bad …

It’s March. You know you want to read about Dick Vitale. His wife calls him Rich. [WSJ]

Warriors 92, Knicks 63. Stephen Curry scored 26 and Klay Thompson locked up Melo. [Chronicle]

University of Utah swim coach in hot water for alleged abuse. [Yahoo Sports]

Justin Verlander’s brother hit three home runs in a college baseball game. [Detroit News]

This is probably the definitive profile on Marc Trestman, the new Bears coach. [Tribune]

Does a healthy, effective black media need to be owned by black people? [Daily Download]

Columnist speculates the next USC coach will be … Larry Eustachy. [Statesman]

Kosta Koufos scored 22 points and the Nuggets have won nine straight games. [Post]

The NBA culture is all messed up when the internet takes a dump on Brandon Knight for trying to play defense. [Woj]

It’s been quite a 16-month run for fallen athletes, huh? [Vanity Fair]

Cardinals cut RB Beanie Wells, and can you believe he’s only 24? [Republic]

If you’re like me and you absolutely hate shoving, you’ll love this. [via Hot Clicks]

N.O.R.E. Freestyle. Nice. Does contain risque language.

Weatherman: ‘She has some nice … ‘ Whoops! [via Cartmaniak]

That’s no puddle, that’s … ha!

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