Roundup: Man Drops Pants Then Gets Tasered by Police, Dumb & Dumber-The Shining Mash Up & Pete Rose is in a Bizarre Furniture Ad

Ashley Benson of Spring Breakers, which everyone is seeing this weekend … the Boston Phoenix has closed … Ashley Tisdale seems to be enjoying lifeDoritos Locos were a huge job creator … here are 15 delightful GIFs of Olivia Wilde … viewers seem to be growing tired of Matt Lauer … tremendous reporter Charlie LeDuff allegedly got drunk and bit a bouncer’s finger … Miley Cyrus may or may not have called off her engagement

Cincinnati coach Mick Cronin is not happy with the breakup of the Big East. [Local 12]

Thad Matta: “I think Victor Oladipo is a tremendous, outstanding, awesome defender, one of the best I’ve ever seen. But Aaron Craft is in a whole ‘nother world when it comes to defense.” [Dispatch]

Very cool story – Houston Astros pitcher grew up with his mom coaching his Little League team. [Ultimate Astros]

Bill Simmons was right! National TV Rondo exists! [Harvard Sports Analysis]

“Some Maryland lawmakers want to decriminalize small amounts of marijuana to save money.” [WJLA 7]

Matt Cassel is either going to compete with Christian Ponder in Minnesota, or back him up. [Pioneer Press]

A Q&A with embattled NCAA investigators. [USA Today Sports]

One of the best Padres pitching prospects sounds like he may have a major elbow issue. [MLB.com]

More on college basketball’s “scoring decline.” [TIME]

Where’s that sarcasm font … in a surprise, the Dominican Republic is in the World Baseball Classic Championship round. [Palm Beach Post]

I assume at least a couple of you like Squash. Right? [WSJ]

The SEC is launching a TV channel in April. [Forde]

Stats and how they could pertain to the college football playoff. [SI]

Columnist makes it sound like the Bucs trade for Revis isn’t close to happening. [Tampa Bay Times]

The Shining Meets Dumb and Dumber. Well, one scene, at least. [via Adam]

Deranged dude cursing drops his pants (yup, there’s nudity) and then the cops taser him. They either miss the first time, or he absorbs it; the second time, he falls like a statue.

How did this Fox TV station celebrate women’s day? By showing just one portion of a woman’s body. Come on. [via DJ]

Pete Rose starred in this local furniture ad last month. [via With Leather]

According to this weatherman, “Huge Anus” turned 10. Somebody got pranked. [via Cartmaniak]

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