Egeas Plomariou is the skilled, but unlikely striker in this video. Playing for Lesvos in a league match against Papnikolis, Plomariou hit the post four times while the goaltender ran back and forth. Eventually a defender came in to clear the ball and Plomariou, incredibly, was left without a goal.
Fumble. Fumble. Fumble. Fumble. Fumble.
Worth every penny.
Large human touchdown.