St. Patrick’s Day celebrations were held all over this weekend to celebrate drinking before noon and the color green or something. As usual, the festivities ended in fights, police brutality and Marshall Henderson getting wasted playing beer pong. At some other college in this great nation, another game of beer pong was played. This game involved a guy climbing up on top of an overhang above a front door. (It’s easier to just say roof and move on.) He then proceeded to do a belly flop onto a beer pong table to “dunk” a shot. I can’t wait for them to recreate this shot on Sports Science.
Jordan left LA for Dallas.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.