Roundup: Obama Tries To Revive Middle East Peace Process, Seth McFarlane Dumped The Khaleesi, Columnist Wants To Tear Down Wrigley's Scoreboard
By Ty Duffy
Former college basketball players recall how it felt to upset Duke in the NCAA Tournament. [Slate]
Thou shalt not get access to Tebow. [Romenesko]
Apple has patent for an iPhone that recognizes it is falling mid-flight and shifts to protect screen. Customers aged 18-34 (myself included) rejoice. [Apple Insider]
A day spent with ESPN’s NCAA Tournament analysts. Spoiler: Digger’s highlighters are not just for flourish. [Hartford Courant]
Florida communities are worried upstart Arizonan towns will steal Spring Training teams. [NPR]
Escort charged with attempted second degree murder after biting penis. [ClickOrlando]
Sleeved basketball uniforms may be the unsightly future. [New Republic]
Bad lip reading: NBA Edition. [Bro Bible]
Chicago columnist wants Wrigley scoreboard to be torn down. Troll baby troll. [Chicago Tribune]
A 90-year-old Pennsylvania man was arrested for punching a police officer. [CBS Philly]
Here’s what Marshall Henderson was like in high school. [Star Telegram]
Not swearing during a sports broadcast is harder than you fucking think. Dan Dakich struggles. [WSJ]
Tampa Bay thinks Fernando Rodney got overworked in Bud Selig’s World Baseball Classic. [TB Times]
Four minutes of Gary Oldman losing it.
Freakishly large Pee Wee running back trucks much smaller tackler.
The Drugs Don’t Work…
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