The Duke Student Newspaper Had an Awesome Headline After the Blue Devils Beat Creighton

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The Duke Student Newspaper Had an Awesome Headline After the Blue Devils Beat Creighton

By Stephen Douglas March 26, 2013 11:40 am ET

By: Stephen Douglas | March 26, 2013 11:40 am ET

Duke. Lots of people hate them, but sometimes you have to give them credit. They always have a good (and hate-able) basketball team and it turns out that sometimes they have pretty awesome headlines in their school newspaper. The day after Duke beat Creighton to advance to the Sweet 16, The Chronicle, Duke’s daily students newspaper, had this perfect headline.

THAT ‘SHEED CREIGH
Ain’t it jays?

In case you are unhip, it is a nod to Kanye West and Jay-Z’s Niggas in Paris and it is full of wonderful March Madness puns. What’s not to like? Besides the school it came from, I mean.

[Duke Chronicle Blog]

Previously: LSU Student Newspaper Opts for “Cock Blocked” Headline After Win Over South Carolina

Miscellany, NCAAB, Miscellany, NCAAB

Comments

http://www.beeradvocate.com ohheelyeah

I have no idea what’s going on here. None.
http://www.eff.org/shield A.P.

I have no idea what’s going on here.None.

That shit cray
DeusExMachina

I’m so appalled by them using Sheed’s name in vain.
GuitarGeekRich

This is supposed to make me hate Duke less?

/doesn’t understand at all
//admittedly unhip
scripty

Craighton Barrel’d
https://twitter.com/#!/NYBredCincyRed Shatner, Dead? Shatner IS Dead.

I’m here for the link for “Best Rack In Hollywood” above the comment section.

I see Olivia Munn is on the list. Bull. Shit.
http://joebushtradepub.blogspot.com Shining Base Path

nice looking paper. more like a mag
http://www.eff.org/shield A.P.

I see Olivia Munn is on the list. Bull. Shit.

more egregious – Munn or Rihanna?
ms621

nice looking paper. more like a mag

Considering their Cost of Attendance for 2013-2014 is $61,404 I think their students expect a good newspaper.
ms621

more egregious – Munn or Rihanna?

Rihanna.

/nods at Menarky
Nada

I like tha link callback to the Reveille “Cock Blocked” headline. Knowing LSU, I assume the entire staff was fired over that.
http://www.eff.org/shield A.P.

College costs continue to go up while the quality of education doesn’t improve.

/looks at his alma mater small college with hatred
http://joebushtradepub.blogspot.com Shining Base Path

more egregious – Munn or Rihanna?

haven’t seen munn’s but rihanna’s out there for goggling. it’s nice unless you must have gazombas

munn looks like a chick i had a vacation affair with in costa rica. dutch/mexican from el paso

/raises glass
Nada

Considering their Cost of Attendance for 2013-2014 is $61,404 I think their students expect a good newspaper

In that case, shouldn’t they also expect good football?
http://thebiglead.fantasysportsven.netdna-cdn.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/sea-otter2-2-20-13.gif GloriousMullet

/googles “egregious”

Adjective
1.Outstandingly bad; shocking.
2.Remarkably good.

//appears to have a double meeaning
///very confused
http://joebushtradepub.blogspot.com Shining Base Path

students expect a good newspaper.

and on a daily basis too, tho that looks like a special sports section

/Northern Star alum
ms621

College costs continue to go up while the quality of education doesn’t improve.

Judging quality of education is highly relative, but a lot of the increased costs do go to secure well-respected professors and to increase the amount of amenities around campus. When someone goes to college these days, they aren’t paying for an education so much as an overall experience. At least that’s how admissions offices around the country sell it.
ms621

In that case, shouldn’t they also expect good football?

They went a bowl this year. Didn’t they?
http://joebushtradepub.blogspot.com Shining Base Path

shouldn’t they also expect good football?

they’re on the 50-year plan. i like their unis
scripty

Considering their Cost of Attendance for 2013-2014 is $61,404
/goes and get trade school brochures and throws them on the table for my kids
http://twitter.com/#!/JHScramble Jim Harbaugh Scramble

THAT ‘SHEED CREIGH
Ain’t it jays?

don’t get it. even more confused about lack of Rasheed Wallace.
http://www.twitter.com/bsanders37 bsanders37

We used “Hoosier Daddy?” in like 2002 when Indiana came to SIU and got pantsed. Generally, I’m not a fan of overly punny headlines. Ebonics, specifically.
ms621

/goes and get trade school brochures and throws them on the table for my kids

My wife and I have already decided that if our kids want to go to an expensive school then they certainly can, but they better secure a shit-ton of scholarships or expect to borrow loans.
http://www.twitter.com/bsanders37 bsanders37

/Northern Star alum

Sorry about your luck.

/Polishes Pacemaker
http://joebushtradepub.blogspot.com Shining Base Path

/goes and get trade school brochures and throws them on the table for my kids

WyoTech FTW