Tiger Woods Texted Some Proctological Advice to Rory McIlroy

Rory McIlroy is in Houston for the Shell Houston Open this week, trying to get his game back on track before the Masters. Tiger Woods just won a tournament last weekend and is on top of the world, and full of advice.

Here’s Jerome Solomon of the Houston Chronicle relaying that advice, according to Rory McIlroy.

Win one by getting out of the stink? Never heard this one before, but the guess here is that Tiger is just the latest victim of a bad auto-replace. That, or this was intended for someone else.

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