Roundup: Guy Dressed as Alan From the Hangover Brawls in Vegas, Paul Finebaum is Writing a Memoir & Nickelodeon GUTS

Selena Gomez … woman asks cop for heroin … 25 years ago yesterday – Bowie’s memorable mugshot … “Despite herpes concerns, St. Louis Zoo continues elephant breeding” … next time you want to draw penises on your drunk, passed-out friend remember this story … strange events surround missing teacher … were you a fan of Nickelodeon Guts in the 90s? … teenager really wanted to steal Four Loko … professor at A&M killed himself after getting blackmailed in catfish scam … Dionne Warwick, financially, is in some trouble … here’s your mugshot of the week

The master of European soccer match fixing. [Business Week]

Josh Pastner got an extension to stay at Memphis, which had to pay up to keep him from going to USC. [CBS Sports]

If for some reason you don’t like Adreian Payne of Michigan State, you will after reading this. [Freep]

England 1, Montenegro 1, in World Cup qualifying. [Telegraph]

Paul Finebaum is writing a memoir about his radio show. [AL.com]

“Trivia Is Pursuit in Bars Across City, Country.” [WSJ]

Mark Dantonio, abrupt with the media! [Detroit News]

A project that attempts to determine which teams have made the most efficient draft picks. [Football Outsiders]

Bobby Hurley will be the new head coach at the University of Buffalo. [Buffalo News]

“Federal investigation at UNC: University ‘official compared rape to football,’ says student.” [CNN]

St. Louis Cardinals co-owner is a big donor to the Florida Gulf Coast University hoops program. [News-Press]

Luke Winn was embedded with the Miami Hurricanes for the first weekend of the NCAA Tournament. [SI]

Jeff Goodman did the same with the Michigan State Spartans. [CBS Sports]

NFL draft prospect who will make for a good story next month when he’s selected? Menelik Watson. [Yahoo Sports]

Guy dressed as a character from the Hangover fighting in Vegas. Fast-forward to the 2:07 mark for the fists flying. [via Adam]

March isn’t over, but here’s a news blooper reel from this month. [via Hot Clicks]

Great job, great effort, can’t wait to see this guy’s bill for the broken escalator. [via Cartmaniak]

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