Roundup: Shaka Smart Sticks With VCU, Kordell Stewart Getting Divorced, Jarome Iginla Traded to the Penguins

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Shaka Smart has signed an extension with VUC through 2023. [SI]

Moving the Astros to the AL was the only “logical choice.” [Houston Chronicle]

Kordell Stewart is getting divorced from his Real Housewife. [ABC]

Stopping rape culture needs to start at schools. [FOX Sports]

Teammates in awe of Sean Thompson’s dunking ability. [Columbus Dispatch]

A reporter took a joke on Twitter and reported Obama had offered Landon Donovan Air Force One. [Media Bistro]

Mack Brown is re-energized. [Barking Carnival]

Jarome Iginla was traded to the Penguins. Pittsburgh was already the top seed in the East. [Yahoo!]

Stanford football has different recruiting standards. [Yahoo!]

The Carrier Classic will not return to Yorktown. [WCSC]

Guess who doesn’t make any money off the Valpo Axe astronaut commercial? [Time]

Kansas using virtual reality to enhance football program. [KU Sports]

Brief NSFW clips in this video that puts LFO’s Summer Girls over footage of Juggalos.

Michael J. Fox calling people “Doc” on the set of The Frighteners.

Holy crap! How did this guy not get decapitated? [via Hot Clicks]

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