Dirk Nowitzki, who still hasn’t shaved because the Mavericks haven’t reached .500 (36-37), hit a game-winning 3-pointer against the Bulls with :02 left on the clock. The Bulls, fresh off their big win to end the Heat’s streak, were still without Noah and Rose. Nowitzki finished the game 14-of-17 from the field and scored 35 points.
LeBron James and Russell Westbrook together?
O.J. Simpson won’t be welcome at USC when he is paroled.
And another and another and another.
Kyrie Irving will not be traded to the New York Knicks.
Everyone gets thrown out.