Fan Wearing Rangers-Astros Jersey Sets Tone For Opening Day

If you ever happen to find yourself sewing together jerseys of two teams that share the same state, or two teams from different states for that matter, the best thing you can do is take three healthy steps back from the operating table and attack yourself as though you are attempting to eliminate yourself from a fierce battle royal.

The out of sync, confused buttons in this forced marriage of fandom is the only thing that makes sense here.

[via @JoeSportsFan]