Chrissy Teigen … “graffiti artist was accidentally strangled to death by his own rope after lowering himself off an 18-story high-rise” … the life of a taxi driver in Boston … the Daily Mail ran a NSFW-ish photo of model Lily Aldridge wearing a wicker basket dress … excellent breakdown of NCAA tournament payouts … “Guns Are Now Required For Citizens Of Nelson, Georgia” … Chink’s Cheese Steaks in Philly is finally getting a new name … why do retailers ask for your zip code? … “Jerry ‘the King’ Lawler Has a New Wrestling Museum” …

How Stephen Curry, the best shooter in the NBA, found a new shot during one high school summer. [SI]

The Sabres beat the Penguins, 4-1, and Pittsburgh’s win streak has ended at 15. [Trib Live]

What do you get when you look into Mark Emmert’s previous job stops? It ain’t pretty. [USA Today Sports]

Nate Silver says Louisville has a 55 percent chance of winning the Final Four. Michigan is second at 21 percent. [Times]

Nnamdi Asomugha signed with the 49ers. [SF Gate]

Mike Francesa, New York City radio guy, re-signed with WFAN. [Newsday]

Mitch McGary, who is dominating the NCAA tournament for Michigan, says he’s returning for his sophomore season. [MLive]

Alex Poythress is passing on the draft and staying at Kentucky. [KY Sports Radio]

Surgery, and Kevin Ware’s bad break. [WSJ]

Carmelo Anthony scored 50 and the Knicks beat the depleted Heat, 102-90. Twice in three days the Heat have flipped a middle finger at David Stern and the NBA, sitting LeBron and Wade despite a national TV audience. [NYT]

Geno Smith, film junkie! [JS Online]

The emergency crew that kept Kevin Ware calm after his broken leg. [Indy Star]

Where does a Red Sox player go to celebrate a win over the Yankees? Applebee’s. [Globe]

“Bill tying student performance to welfare benefits advancing in Legislature.” Ummm … [Knoxville News Sentinel]

Kenyon Martin destroyed Birdman Anderson with this dunk. [via Jose3030]

Amazing video of deer fighting in South Dakota. [via Herbie]

Bubba Watson’s hovercraft Golf Cart is radical.

What happens when you climb in the ball pit at Walmart? [via Adam]