Christian Laettner and Mark Emmert shook hands during Louisville vs. Wichita State. One flits about the country in chartered jets presiding over a multi-billion dollar tax-free unpaid labor scheme. One played basketball for Duke. Fortunately, the rest of us were not engulfed by a vortex of vileness.
Carli Lloyd’s was David Beckham-esque.
Get excited, or something.
Hell of a start.
Throw the damn towel.