Yoann Offredo, a French cyclist taking part in the Paris-Roubaix race, somehow didn’t see this sign in the median right after a flotilla of riders went past it. Offredo drilled the sign and flew over his handlebars into the pavement. It looks as if his wrists/forearms took the brunt of the impact, saving his face from getting rearranged. [via News 3]
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