Ketchup, Mustard, and Relish All Face Plant at Royals' Home Opener
By Jason Lisk
A condiment is down. I repeat, a condiment is down.
Yeah, so maybe it doesn’t have the charm of the Sausage races at Miller Park. The phallic effect of the Ketchup, Mustard, and Relish racers at Kauffman Stadium is pretty similar to their giant sausage brethren. Especially when all three go from upright to flat on the ground during the course of the race. Symbolic of my spirits during the season as it moves from April to September.
Ketchup went to the ground first, followed by Mustard and Relish biting it as they tried to cross the finish line.