Soccer fans can be cruel. Liverpool midfielder Jonjo Shelvey has alopecia totalis, a condition that leaves him completely bald. West Ham fans felt this gave him a striking resemblance to Voldemort. While he warmed up during the teams’ 0-0 draw on Sunday, fans sang “He’s coming for you. He’s coming for you. Harry Potter is coming for you.” [Video via 101GG]
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