Roundup: Michael Buble's Wife Models Lingerie, a New Columnist in Kansas City & One Shining Moment, the Mike Rice Edition

Jessica Alba … politician arrested for masturbating while driving … it’s Ashley Tisdale in Maxim … the IRS wants to tax all those free lunches Google and Facebook give their employees … “Science proves women like men with bigger penises” … Michael Buble’s wife, Luisana Lopilato in lingerie … what is it like to be on train tracks and having a train coming at you? … security officer accidentally shoots college student working on a computer … this Sidwell Friends Sex Counselor Case is jaw-dropping and I highly recommend it … Breaking Bad spin-off, anyone? … big changes are coming to the spelling bee! … “Two more babies stricken with herpes after ritual ultra-orthodox Jewish oral blood sucking circumcision in New York City” …

Jay Z is moving out of being an NBA owner, and would rather represent players as an agent. [Yahoo Sports]

Amir Johnson is finally playing well for Toronto. [National Post]

The Warriors are going to the playoffs for the first time since 2007. [SF Gate]

Columnist Vahe Gregorian leaves the Post Dispatch for the KC Star. [Media]

Why is Jeremy Lin in Houston and Raymond Felton in New York? Because of Goran Dragic, that’s why. [Republic]

Jameis Winston of Florida State pulled a rare baseball-football doubleheader. [Tallahassee.com]

How does Arnold Palmer order an Arnold Palmer? [Star Ledger]

Bud Selig has a task force on the case: Why are there no blacks in baseball? [USA Today Sports]

Tom Verducci would like MLB to outlaw “plowing the catchers” at home plate illegal. [SI]

What turned John Wall’s season around: A locker room shouting match with Emeka Okafor. [Post]

A profile of Dylan Quick, the man who stabbed 15 people in Texas Tuesday. [Chronicle]

Mike Mayock loves Zach Rogers, a receiver from Tennessee, as a sleeper in the draft. [Philly.com]

Jered Weaver of the Angels has a broken elbow, and will be on the shelf for 4-6 weeks. [LA Daily News]

Baseball card collectors will enjoy this. [NYT]

Ricky Ledo, who was supposedly good enough to get Providence to the NCAA tourney next year, decided he’d rather enter the NBA draft instead. [CBS Sports]

Katie Cassidy, who was great on the new Melrose Place before the show got pulled off the air, has really long legs.

Matt Damon usually makes great decisions with movies … this one, I’m not so sure.

One Shining Moment: Mike Rice Edition. [via Hot Clicks]

Big police knockout at the :26 mark on a left cross from a police officer. [via Adam]

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