Roundup: Paulina Gretzky at The Masters, Goat Head Sent To Wrigley, KFC Awarding College Degrees
By Ty Duffy
Jose Mourinho made a man’s dream come true. Fantastic story from Grant Wahl. [SI]
Someone had a goat’s head delivered to Wrigley Field. [Chicago Tribune]
Great long-form look back on Trey Burke’s time at Michigan. [SB Nation]
Yet more confirmation Mariano Rivera is a wonderful human being. [AP]
Deposed Central African Republic president had actual skeletons in his closet…err… garage. [WaPo]
Texas Congressman cites Noah’s Ark flood in argument about climate change. [ABC News]
Florida man assaulted girlfriend with a box of donuts in a Walmart [10 News]
Card dealer doctored the $2.8 million Honus Wagner 1909 card. [Sun Times]
Mike Rice had allegations of improper behavior when he was at Robert Morris [Trib Live]
Billy Corgan hosts bingo nights for hipsters, sells $7.50 cups of tea. [WSJ]
Barry Zito might trigger his $18 million option…and be worth it. [Mercury News]
Foreign influx: Five projected 1st Round NFL Draft picks from outside the U.S. [CBS Sports]
Florida man pooped on his stepfather’s porch. [TB Times]
Wade Boggs wants the Red Sox to retire his number. [Boston Globe]
Former Eagles owner rips Dolphins’ publicly-funded stadium improvements. [Palm Beach Post]
Twitter trending has little correlation with TV ratings. [Sports Business Journal]
Suzyn Waldman gasps after Youkilis gets beaned (via @erikmal)
Game of Thrones: Buffy style opening.
This might be why Toyota recalled Highlanders with an Electric Throttle Control Problem.
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