Roundup: Paulina Gretzky at The Masters, Goat Head Sent To Wrigley, KFC Awarding College Degrees

Paulina Gretzky … Senators reach bipartisan compromise over gun legislation, sort of … Met receives $1 billion art donation … Diner manager tried to put hit out on his uncleAlleged sperm allergy … Circus elephant was victim of a drive-by shooting … Man loses part of ear during machete attack at cookout … KFC awarding college degrees … Maine hermit accused of 1,000 burglaries … Judge Judy signed a two-year extension worth more than $90 million… Saturn’s rings cause rainfallPortsmouth fans buy their clubHow to attract a gentile … Sexsomnia is a thing

Jose Mourinho made a man’s dream come true. Fantastic story from Grant Wahl. [SI]

Someone had a goat’s head delivered to Wrigley Field. [Chicago Tribune]

Great long-form look back on Trey Burke’s time at Michigan. [SB Nation]

Yet more confirmation Mariano Rivera is a wonderful human being. [AP]

Deposed Central African Republic president had actual skeletons in his closet…err… garage. [WaPo]

Texas Congressman cites Noah’s Ark flood in argument about climate change. [ABC News]

Florida man assaulted girlfriend with a box of donuts in a Walmart [10 News]

Card dealer doctored the $2.8 million Honus Wagner 1909 card. [Sun Times]

Mike Rice had allegations of improper behavior when he was at Robert Morris [Trib Live]

Billy Corgan hosts bingo nights for hipsters, sells $7.50 cups of tea. [WSJ]

Barry Zito might trigger his $18 million option…and be worth it. [Mercury News]

Foreign influx: Five projected 1st Round NFL Draft picks from outside the U.S. [CBS Sports]

Florida man pooped on his stepfather’s porch. [TB Times]

Wade Boggs wants the Red Sox to retire his number. [Boston Globe]

Former Eagles owner rips Dolphins’ publicly-funded stadium improvements. [Palm Beach Post]

Twitter trending has little correlation with TV ratings. [Sports Business Journal]

Suzyn Waldman gasps after Youkilis gets beaned (via @erikmal)

Game of Thrones: Buffy style opening.

This might be why Toyota recalled Highlanders with an Electric Throttle Control Problem.

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