Roundup: Dan Hicks is the New Voice of Notre Dame Football, Body Farter Banned from School Talent Show & Watch a Bus Driver Attack Passenger

ashley_tisdale_scary_movie_5_premiereAshley Tisdale … how did everyone survive this plane crash? … she woke up from a coma and wanted to go to a Bob Seger concert … summers in the North sure are getting hot … the Knicks sure do struggle against good defensive teamsYahoo columnist vs. commentersJenna Bush had a baby42 topped the box office over the weekendwriter tried to lock up a good gmail account address, then forgot about it … Jenna Marbles, Miss 1 Billion Clicks … talk about burying the lede (in the 8th graph) … Billy Joel’s daughter had a stalker … “Justin Bieber hopes Anne Frank ‘would have been a belieber’” … there is now a $1 million reward for catching Big Foot

Doug Collins will not return as coach in Philadelphia, and yet again, he’s never made it to the 4th year of an NBA job. [Woj]

The Rockets and Warriors are now tied for 6th in the West. Whoever gets 6th plays Denver; 7th plays San Antonio. [Chronicle]

How did Samsung become the World’s No. 1 Smarphone maker. [Business Week]

Here’s some praise for the golf channel. [Slate]

Despite getting knocked out in the 2nd round, here’s an argument that Gonzaga didn’t choke in March. [Charleston Gazette]

If you’re into journalism, Jeff Pearlman has a really depressing story to tell. [Jeff Pearlman]

Meet the kid in The Jackie Robinson photo. [Olbermann]

The NCAA vs. Miami is now a lame war of words. [Herald]

Dan Hicks takes over for Tom Hammond as the play-by-play voice of Notre Dame football. [USA Today Sports]

Overheard at Augusta. [Golf Digest]

This is a rather terrible “overrated” NFL draft list, though if you read this site regularly, you know I agree with No. 3. [NFL.com]

Easily the best car wash video ever. [via Hot Clicks]

Why did these idiots insist on putting a t-shirt on a deer? This is just cruel.

Man, this bus driver lost it and went after this passenger, punching him many times.

Almost certainly has to be the greatest K-Mart ad ever, right?

Ovechkin shoots, and scores! [via Russian Machine Never Breaks]

A Body farter was banned last month from elementary school talent show. [via Adam]

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