Uproarious Oakland Crowd Inspires 11-2 Victory
By Tim Ryan
To be completely fair, the A’s were hosting the putrid Astros. To be even more fair, the above photo was taken in the eighth inning of an 11-2 game on a Monday night. Having said that, this showing is more visibly deflating than a topless Oliver Miller. Probably best to fire up the U-Hauls and get the move to San Jose over with at this point. This is a team that chooses to place a tarp over the entire upper tier because no one bothers attending.
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