Christina Hendricks … Explosion at Texas fertilizer plant …Congress failed on gun control … Gold prices are down … Man arrested for ricin letters is an Elvis impersonator … The first tweet from the Boston Marathon bombing … Putin will go on Pre-Olympic animal killing spree … Guantanamo hunger strike … Liquid nitrogen ice cream … One in seven Canucks have the herp … Andrew Luck could use a new phone … Cocaine caused the financial crisis … RG3 has a mixtape … Cakes inspired by great artists … Microsoft relaunching “Heroes” for xBox … Kate Upton will make acting debut … Ian Ziering joins Chippendales … Jose Canseco has a podcast … want NONE of whatever Amanda Bynes is on
ESPN clarifies its attribution policy, finally. [Front Row]
Cubs fan spends all his money on booze at Wrigley, punches train conductor. [Sun Times]
Lance Armstrong tested positive for corticosteroids four times during the 1999 Tour de France. [Independent]
Real Madrid now more valuable than Man United, according to Forbes. [Forbes]
Larry Sanders is having quite the season and has quite the story. [SI]
Teacher uses racism as defense for why she did not fondle a first-grade girl. [Houston Chronicle]
Plotlines for the upcoming movie “Draft Day” starring Kevin Costner. [Cleveland Frowns]
Bill Snyder does not like what’s going on in college athletics right nows. [CBS Sports]
Ron Artest has become a team leader for the Lakers. [NYTimes]
Florida man was sightseeing an Orlando apartment complex…naked. [Sun Sentinel]
Tristan Thompson was, nearly, the most blocked player in NBA history. [WSJ]
Jarring cell phone video of the Texas fertilizer plant explosion.
Goose scares off a gorilla.
Jon Hamm on Sesame Street…shown from the waist up.
The Accidental Homophobe
Just another band out of Boston…
A man from Texas…