Boston Red Sox designated hitter David Ortiz put an exclamation mark on the incredible pre-game tribute at Fenway Park this afternoon with perhaps the best use of public profanity on record. Those watching on ESPN didn’t get to hear it, but viewers on MLB Network were treated to the unedited message. As I type, 18 different people are putting this slogan on a t-shirt, planning to get very rich.
Also, why I’m obsessed with his punt return against USC.
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Complete your eight-figure soccer transactions at 11:55PM like sensible folk.
As one does.