Soccer and golf are two sports that non-fans love to make fun of. So the only way to give either more mass appeal is obviously to combine the two sports. The result is something called “footee.” Get it? It’s like “footie” but with “tee” instead of “tie.” While my initial reaction is to cruse the clouds and scream, “Damn you hipsters,” it does look kind of fun. [@Cartmaniak]
Let us not stand on ceremony, Mr. Harlan.
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A real change of pace for the future Hall of Famer.