Soccer and golf are two sports that non-fans love to make fun of. So the only way to give either more mass appeal is obviously to combine the two sports. The result is something called “footee.” Get it? It’s like “footie” but with “tee” instead of “tie.” While my initial reaction is to cruse the clouds and scream, “Damn you hipsters,” it does look kind of fun. [@Cartmaniak]
Salad can lead to violence under the right conditions.
Nebraska Wide Receiver Brandon Reilly Leaves No Tip for Waiter Who Bashes the Cornhuskers Football Team
No tipping if you trash the team.
When Johnny Manziel is the much better draft pick from that first round …