Jarvis Jones is expected to be a first round pick in the NFL Draft Thursday evening. Jason McIntyre’s latest mock draft has Jones going to the Steelers at #17. Wherever Jones lands, he’ll be selling Subway. For the sake of local sandwich artists, Subway will hopefully destroy this Jarvis Jones sub sculpture. It has no soul and will scare away potential customers in even the toughest football city. [@subway via Herbie]
Seriously, what is going on here?
That’s why you should never try.
Now we know where he keeps his Heisman.
There’s a line. This crosses it.